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Look at You Turning 50 and Shit Candle

Half a century of excellence, sass, and likely back pain.

Celebrate the golden milestone with a candle that says exactly what everyone else is thinking—but funnier. Whether they’re living their best life, entering their silver fox era, or still figuring it all out (relatable), this candle brings the laughs, the vibes, and the best kind of birthday energy.

Scented with a rich blend of golden amber, vanilla bean, and subtle “still got it” confidence, this all-natural soy wax candle is the ultimate birthday flex for the fabulous 50.

Key Features:
🎉 Iconic Milestone Message: “Look at you turning 50 and shit” = instant favorite birthday gift.
🌱 Clean-Burning Soy Wax: Eco-friendly and elegant—just like their new skincare routine.
🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Made in Oaks, PA by people who fully support aging like a legend.
🎁 Top Tier Birthday Gift: For moms, friends, coworkers, or you (because self-gifting is real).
🖤 Sleek & Cheeky Design: Minimalist on the outside, savage on the label—just how we like it.

Why They’ll Love It:
It’s the candle that toasts to 50 fabulous, fiery years—with enough snark to keep it fun. A perfect blend of celebration and attitude, just like the birthday human themselves.

 

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Look at You Turning 50 and Shit Candle

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Half a century of excellence, sass, and likely back pain.

Celebrate the golden milestone with a candle that says exactly what everyone else is thinking—but funnier. Whether they’re living their best life, entering their silver fox era, or still figuring it all out (relatable), this candle brings the laughs, the vibes, and the best kind of birthday energy.

Scented with a rich blend of golden amber, vanilla bean, and subtle “still got it” confidence, this all-natural soy wax candle is the ultimate birthday flex for the fabulous 50.

Key Features:
🎉 Iconic Milestone Message: “Look at you turning 50 and shit” = instant favorite birthday gift.
🌱 Clean-Burning Soy Wax: Eco-friendly and elegant—just like their new skincare routine.
🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Made in Oaks, PA by people who fully support aging like a legend.
🎁 Top Tier Birthday Gift: For moms, friends, coworkers, or you (because self-gifting is real).
🖤 Sleek & Cheeky Design: Minimalist on the outside, savage on the label—just how we like it.

Why They’ll Love It:
It’s the candle that toasts to 50 fabulous, fiery years—with enough snark to keep it fun. A perfect blend of celebration and attitude, just like the birthday human themselves.

 

100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.

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American Express
Apple Pay
Diners Club
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Mastercard
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