Look at You Getting Older and Shit Candle
Because nothing says “happy birthday” like a little sass and a whole lot of truth. Our “Look at You Getting Older and Shit” candle is the ultimate gift for aging like fine wine… or boxed wine, we don’t judge.
It’s equal parts hilarious and heartfelt—just like every good birthday should be.
✨ A cheeky birthday gift for friends, siblings, or yourself
✨ Clean-burning, all-natural soy wax – no toxins or additives
✨ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania with wit and wisdom (kind of)
✨ Burn time: Approx. 40+ hours of celebratory vibes
Because getting older is inevitable—but doing it fabulously? That’s a choice.
100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.
Because nothing says “happy birthday” like a little sass and a whole lot of truth. Our “Look at You Getting Older and Shit” candle is the ultimate gift for aging like fine wine… or boxed wine, we don’t judge.
It’s equal parts hilarious and heartfelt—just like every good birthday should be.
✨ A cheeky birthday gift for friends, siblings, or yourself
✨ Clean-burning, all-natural soy wax – no toxins or additives
✨ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania with wit and wisdom (kind of)
✨ Burn time: Approx. 40+ hours of celebratory vibes
Because getting older is inevitable—but doing it fabulously? That’s a choice.
100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.