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Congrats on Quitting Your Job Without Being Escorted Out Candle

A true display of professionalism... or at least restraint.

Celebrate the ultimate mic-drop moment with a candle made for your newly liberated friend, co-worker, or self. Whether it was a long-overdue exit or a spontaneous “I’m out,” this candle honors the bold move to peace out—with just enough class to avoid security.

Infused with a blend of calming lavender, rich sandalwood, and a smirk of sweet freedom, this all-natural soy wax candle is the perfect gift for anyone who left their job with their dignity (mostly) intact.

Key Features:
🔥 Clever & Relatable Label: “Congrats on quitting your job without being escorted out of here” says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s saying.
🌱 Eco-Friendly Soy Wax: Burns clean and long so they can reflect on their life choices in peace.
🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Made with care in Oaks, PA, by people who also daydream about quitting their jobs.
🎁 Perfect Quit Gift: For coworkers, friends, or yourself—it’s the petty and perfect pick-me-up.
🖤 Sleek & Snarky Design: Blends into any space while making a bold statement.

Why It’s the Perfect Gift:
This candle isn’t just a gift—it’s a standing ovation in a jar. Ideal for quitting celebrations, career changes, early retirements, or just sending a “you did it!” moment with a side of sass.

Popular Gift Ideas & Keywords:
Funny quit job gift, leaving job candle, office farewell gift, new chapter gift, sweet freedom candle, sarcastic gift for coworkers, lavender and sandalwood soy wax candle, handcrafted Pennsylvania candles, quitting gifts with humor, clean break gift ideas, and fun gifts for career changes.

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Congrats on Quitting Your Job Without Being Escorted Out Candle

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A true display of professionalism... or at least restraint.

Celebrate the ultimate mic-drop moment with a candle made for your newly liberated friend, co-worker, or self. Whether it was a long-overdue exit or a spontaneous “I’m out,” this candle honors the bold move to peace out—with just enough class to avoid security.

Infused with a blend of calming lavender, rich sandalwood, and a smirk of sweet freedom, this all-natural soy wax candle is the perfect gift for anyone who left their job with their dignity (mostly) intact.

Key Features:
🔥 Clever & Relatable Label: “Congrats on quitting your job without being escorted out of here” says what everyone’s thinking but no one’s saying.
🌱 Eco-Friendly Soy Wax: Burns clean and long so they can reflect on their life choices in peace.
🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Made with care in Oaks, PA, by people who also daydream about quitting their jobs.
🎁 Perfect Quit Gift: For coworkers, friends, or yourself—it’s the petty and perfect pick-me-up.
🖤 Sleek & Snarky Design: Blends into any space while making a bold statement.

Why It’s the Perfect Gift:
This candle isn’t just a gift—it’s a standing ovation in a jar. Ideal for quitting celebrations, career changes, early retirements, or just sending a “you did it!” moment with a side of sass.

Popular Gift Ideas & Keywords:
Funny quit job gift, leaving job candle, office farewell gift, new chapter gift, sweet freedom candle, sarcastic gift for coworkers, lavender and sandalwood soy wax candle, handcrafted Pennsylvania candles, quitting gifts with humor, clean break gift ideas, and fun gifts for career changes.

Let me know if you’d like one for a “got fired” version next!

100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.

Amazon
American Express
Apple Pay
Diners Club
Discover
Google Pay
Mastercard
Shop Pay
Visa

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