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Please Don't Do Coke in Our Bathroom Candle


A candle with a message—because subtlety is overrated.

Set the vibe and the boundaries with this hilariously blunt bathroom essential. Whether you're hosting a party, curating a cool guest space, or just want people to think twice before making sketchy choices, this candle says what you’re thinking—loud and clear.

Scented with a bold yet clean blend of eucalyptus, citrus zest, and a whisper of judgment, this all-natural soy wax candle keeps your bathroom smelling fresh while setting the house rules... with style.

Key Features:
🚽 Unapologetic & Iconic Label: “Please don’t do coke in our bathroom” is the viral, side-eye-worthy phrase that gets the point across.
🌱 Clean Soy Wax Blend: Burns beautifully without adding toxins to your already tense bathroom conversations.
🕯️ Hand-Poured in Pennsylvania: Crafted with care (and humor) in Oaks, PA.
🎁 Perfect for Hosts & Party People: A fun, edgy gift for housewarmings, birthdays, or your most extra friend.
🖤 Aesthetic Meets Sass: Minimalist design with a maximalist message that still looks great on your shelf.

Why You’ll Love It:
It’s more than a candle—it’s an instant conversation starter and a passive-aggressive home decor win. Light it up, laugh it off, and keep your bathroom sacred.

Popular Gift Ideas & Keywords:
Funny bathroom candles, passive-aggressive decor, soy wax candle with sass, housewarming gift with attitude, eucalyptus citrus candle, handcrafted candles Pennsylvania, hilarious gift for roommates, edgy home gifts, statement candles, and viral candle gifts.

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Please Don't Do Coke in Our Bathroom Candle

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A candle with a message—because subtlety is overrated.

Set the vibe and the boundaries with this hilariously blunt bathroom essential. Whether you're hosting a party, curating a cool guest space, or just want people to think twice before making sketchy choices, this candle says what you’re thinking—loud and clear.

Scented with a bold yet clean blend of eucalyptus, citrus zest, and a whisper of judgment, this all-natural soy wax candle keeps your bathroom smelling fresh while setting the house rules... with style.

Key Features:
🚽 Unapologetic & Iconic Label: “Please don’t do coke in our bathroom” is the viral, side-eye-worthy phrase that gets the point across.
🌱 Clean Soy Wax Blend: Burns beautifully without adding toxins to your already tense bathroom conversations.
🕯️ Hand-Poured in Pennsylvania: Crafted with care (and humor) in Oaks, PA.
🎁 Perfect for Hosts & Party People: A fun, edgy gift for housewarmings, birthdays, or your most extra friend.
🖤 Aesthetic Meets Sass: Minimalist design with a maximalist message that still looks great on your shelf.

Why You’ll Love It:
It’s more than a candle—it’s an instant conversation starter and a passive-aggressive home decor win. Light it up, laugh it off, and keep your bathroom sacred.

Popular Gift Ideas & Keywords:
Funny bathroom candles, passive-aggressive decor, soy wax candle with sass, housewarming gift with attitude, eucalyptus citrus candle, handcrafted candles Pennsylvania, hilarious gift for roommates, edgy home gifts, statement candles, and viral candle gifts.

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