Light This Candle When You Need To Calm the F*ck Down Candle
Because deep breaths are cheaper than bail money.
Life is chaotic, people are exhausting, and sometimes your last nerve has already been used. This candle is your no-nonsense reminder to breathe, center yourself, and stop plotting your coworker’s demise.
Scented with a calming blend of lavender, eucalyptus, and “don’t make me lose it,” this all-natural soy wax candle is the perfect tool for stressful days, anxiety spirals, and any moment where you need to reclaim your chill—aggressively.
Key Features:
🧘♀️ Unapologetically Real Message: “Light this candle when you need to calm the f*ck down” says it louder than your therapist ever could.
🌱 Clean, Natural Soy Wax: For a relaxing burn that won’t pollute your aura (or your air).
🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Poured with peace and profanity in Oaks, PA.
🎁 Perfect for Stress Relief: Ideal for gifting to friends, coworkers, or yourself (especially yourself).
🖤 Minimalist Design, Maximum Impact: Looks great on a nightstand, desk, or in your emergency rage room.
Why You’ll Love It:
It’s the candle that diffuses stress and sets boundaries—without needing to text anyone back. A vibe reset in a jar.
100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.
Because deep breaths are cheaper than bail money.
Life is chaotic, people are exhausting, and sometimes your last nerve has already been used. This candle is your no-nonsense reminder to breathe, center yourself, and stop plotting your coworker’s demise.
Scented with a calming blend of lavender, eucalyptus, and “don’t make me lose it,” this all-natural soy wax candle is the perfect tool for stressful days, anxiety spirals, and any moment where you need to reclaim your chill—aggressively.
Key Features:
🧘♀️ Unapologetically Real Message: “Light this candle when you need to calm the f*ck down” says it louder than your therapist ever could.
🌱 Clean, Natural Soy Wax: For a relaxing burn that won’t pollute your aura (or your air).
🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Poured with peace and profanity in Oaks, PA.
🎁 Perfect for Stress Relief: Ideal for gifting to friends, coworkers, or yourself (especially yourself).
🖤 Minimalist Design, Maximum Impact: Looks great on a nightstand, desk, or in your emergency rage room.
Why You’ll Love It:
It’s the candle that diffuses stress and sets boundaries—without needing to text anyone back. A vibe reset in a jar.
100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.